Inspired by The Fast Show – “Today, I’m mostly…”
“Today, I’m mostly eating garbage”
“Today, I’m mostly rescuing tadpoles”
“Today, I’m mostly preparing for the rutting season”
“Today, I’m mostly looking for a good script writer”
“Today, I’m mostly avoiding toffs on horseback”
“Today, I’m mostly looking for a plot, to this film”
“Today, I’m mostly rehoming lost soles…”