Inspired by The Fast Show – “Today, I’m mostly…”

“Today, I’m mostly eating garbage”

 

“Today, I’m mostly rescuing tadpoles”

 

“Today, I’m mostly preparing for the rutting season”

 

“Today, I’m mostly looking for a good script writer”

 

“Today, I’m mostly avoiding toffs on horseback”

“Today, I’m mostly looking for a plot, to this film”

“Today, I’m mostly rehoming lost soles…”