“Today, I’m mostly…”

Inspired by The Fast Show – “Today, I’m mostly…”

Badger Watch – “Today, I’m mostly eating worms”

“Today, I’m mostly starting forest fires”

“Today, I’m mostly hunting aliens”

“Today, I’m mostly eating garbage”

“Today, I’m mostly hunting truffles”

“Today, I’m mostly abducting humans”

“Today, I’m mostly rescuing tadpoles”

“Today, I’m mostly avoiding the Badger Cull”

“Today, I’m mostly disposing of the evidence”

“Today, I’m mostly looking for love. In all the wrong places”